Simon Draskovic (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} simon_draskovic) wrote,@ 2008-11-12 17:06:00 |
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Overheard at the movie theater
During a preview for "Whale Wars", an Animal Planet documentary about activists that try to stop whaling in the Antartic by the Japanese. I was quietly commenting that those damned whales deserved it. I mean, they think they're so great, swimming around eating their damned krill and acting so smug with their heads full of ivory and their asses full of precious precious whale blubber. As the preview ended, I heard from a guy sitting one row down and about five seats over:
"I hate the Japanese."
I probably should've said something, like "Yeah, well we're not too fond of you either. Jerk". But I figured he was probably a whale in disguise, and you should be careful not to cross a whale in a darkened movie theater before a Kevin Smith movie. They're dangerous when cornered like that.
During a preview for "Whale Wars", an Animal Planet documentary about activists that try to stop whaling in the Antartic by the Japanese. I was quietly commenting that those damned whales deserved it. I mean, they think they're so great, swimming around eating their damned krill and acting so smug with their heads full of ivory and their asses full of precious precious whale blubber. As the preview ended, I heard from a guy sitting one row down and about five seats over:
"I hate the Japanese."
I probably should've said something, like "Yeah, well we're not too fond of you either. Jerk". But I figured he was probably a whale in disguise, and you should be careful not to cross a whale in a darkened movie theater before a Kevin Smith movie. They're dangerous when cornered like that.
